Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Just once, she'd like to be the exciting one, the girl somebody wanted.
You have a steady fella?โ Sam asked after a bit. โNo fella can hold me for long.โ Sam gave her a sideways glance. โThat a challenge?โ โNo. A statement of fact.
The beast attempts a beautific look that could be mistaken for a bout of painful wind.
...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.
What --- you don't believe in true love?" Petra asked. "The kind that can then be parlayed into awesome merchandising opportunities?" - "Beauty Queens