I've never done acid, finding it hard to go willingly to a place that could be frightening, hellish, and totally beyond my control. A place much like high school.

Its so daunting to walk into a classroom or a school auditorium. Its like the worlds weirdest blind date. I know all the students are thinking, Who is this tool standing up in front of us?

The dark does not weep for itself because there is no light. Rather, it accepts that it is the dark.

There is nothing more terrifying than the absoluteness of one who believes he's right.

Time has no meaning. I feel as if I have been left in the desert to die and am eagerly awaiting the vultures to begin their work and end my misery.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

We are English, and I expect you to behave as such. No more crying.