What happens if your choice is misguided, You must try to correct it But what if it’s too late? What if you can’t? Then you must find a way to live with it.

If God has nothing better to do than punish schoolgirls for a bit of tomfoolery, then I've no use for God.

Warning: If you are insufferable, do not walk here. We shall eat you down to the marrow.

Cash or check?” he said cheekily. Even the dullest Ohio girls knew that bit of lingo: Kiss now or kiss later? “Bank’s closed, pal.

Didn't you have any sadistic nannies who told you these tales to keep you quiet and well behaved at night? Heavens, what's to become of the Empire if governesses have lost their touch for scaring the wits out of their girls?

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

It isn't that we do what we want. It's that we're allowed to want at all.