I can be whatever. You can be whatever. We can be whatever. Whatever, together.

There's no such thing as nothing. In every nothing, there's a something. In fact, there could be everything!

But if we are to remain a great empire, we must have a greater understanding of the hearts and minds of others.

I thought research would be more glamorous, somehow. I'd give the librarian a secret code word and he'd give me the one book I needed and whisper the necessary page numbers. Like a speakeasy. With books.

Eve didn't choose to eat the apple. She was tempted by the serpent." "Yes," I argue, thoughts coming out half-formed. "But...she didn't have to take a bite. She chose to.

Helloooo." Miss Ohio rolled her eyes. "I'm from the Buckeye State. We are serious about our tailgating parties. I can turn anything into a grill.

Writers are also sort of like vultures, but with fewer ethics.