What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank.
Why don't I just step out and slip into something more spectacular?
Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it.
I guess like most people I'm a bargain-hunter. I love a bargain. I found out there's two prices on everything. There's the Rodeo Drive price and there's the same merchandise down the street.
You can have either the Resurrection or you can have Liberace. But you can't have both.
I don't think I would be a good politician. I kid about it when I get a standing ovation. Sometimes I'll say, "I may run for Governor," but it's strictly a joke.