I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing - I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing - don't get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

All of my songs are about me and my experiences. They're very literal.

When I hit a period of not being able to write music, I get up and walk away. It's pretty mean but it's true.

I'm quite an opinionated person, but I'd never written a diary before. I quite like it!

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.

I think I'm like Marmite; you either love me or you hate me.