I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know.

I think of myself as quite a confused kind of person, because I think there's so many great things about the world, but there are so many awful things too. I feel very guilty a lot of the time about enjoying my life so much when there are people living in such misery.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

I think that education works up to a certain point... I think unless I wanted to be like a nurse, or a doctor, or something that required that kind of knowledge, then education is fine. But I didn't really know what I wanted to do, so I didn't see the point in spending seven more years of my life studying something.

When I hit a period of not being able to write music, I get up and walk away. It's pretty mean but it's true.

In no way do I feel superior to anyone except paedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc.

The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.