I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.

The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.

Yeah, I was a florist. I went to floristry school.

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.

In no way do I feel superior to anyone except paedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc.

I think I'm like Marmite; you either love me or you hate me.

We're in the age of the selfie. It's just encouraging vanity. It's not even representative of anything except how you want people to perceive you. Think of when people are partying and having fun. They're like, "Hey, look at us!" You're obviously not having that much fun because otherwise you wouldn't be stopping to document it. It's stupid.