We should not expect people to be good, but should make it impossible for them to be bad.

Those who are wise won't be busy, and those who are too busy can't be wise.

Reality - Dreams = Animal Being Reality + Dreams = A Heart-Ache (usually called Idealism) Reality + Humor = Realism (also called Conservatism) Dreams - Humor = Fanaticism Dreams + Humor = Fantasy Reality + Dreams + Humor = Wisdom

If one's bowels move, one is happy, and if they don't move, one is unhappy. That is all there is to it.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.

In the West, the insane are so many that they are put in an asylum, in China the insane are so unusual that we worship them.