If one's bowels move, one is happy, and if they don't move, one is unhappy. That is all there is to it.
Lin YutangI feel, like all modern Americans, no consciousness of sin and simply do not believe in it. All I know is that if God loves me only half as much as my mother does, he will not send me to Hell. That is a final fact of my inner consciousness, and for no religion could I deny its truth.
Lin Yutang