If one's bowels move, one is happy, and if they don't move, one is unhappy. That is all there is to it.
Lin YutangThere is no proper time and place for reading. When the mood for reading comes, one can read anywhere
Lin YutangA tendency to fly too straight at a goal, instead of circling around it, often carries one too far.
Lin YutangI feel, like all modern Americans, no consciousness of sin and simply do not believe in it. All I know is that if God loves me only half as much as my mother does, he will not send me to Hell. That is a final fact of my inner consciousness, and for no religion could I deny its truth.
Lin Yutang