My father required me to honor my father and my mother too much to put up games on them. I did on occasion.

So youve been over into Russia? said Bernard Baruch, and I answered very literally, I have been over into the future and it works.

The politer the society, the greater the lies it requires.

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

It is possible to get an education at a university. It has been done; not often.

I let my boy go and do and say pretty much as he likes, as, and perhaps because, my father kept no string on me.

It is our knowledge - the things we are sure of - that makes the world go wrong and keeps us from seeing and learning.