It is possible to get an education at a university. It has been done; not often.

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.

Morality is only moral when it is voluntary.

Boston has carried the practice of hypocrisy to the n-th degree of refinement, grace, and failure.

We know that there is no absolute knowledge, that there are only theories; but we forget this. The better educated we are, the harder we believe in axioms.

Chicago will give you a chance. The sporting spirit is the spirit of Chicago.

I have seen the future, and it works.