My father was slower, but he was severer than my mother, who was quick but light and irregular in discipline.

Nothing is done. Everything in the world remains to be done or done over.

It is possible to get an education at a university. It has been done; not often.

My summary of all our experiences was that it showed that heaven and hell are one place, and we all go there. To those who are prepared, it is heaven; to those who are not fit and ready, it is hell.

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

If my father could watch my son for a while, he might realize his own immortality.

I never heard a Christian sermon preached in a church.