in television the product is not the program; the product is the audience and the consumer of that product is the advertiser. The advertiser does not 'buy' a news program. He buys an audience.

Time doesn't go. Time stays. We go.

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.

Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

The best time to laugh is anytime you can.

There are two types of change: the change we choose and the change that chooses us.