I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

I was raised by and have raised people who regard telling one story when two would do as a sign someone is not really trying.

How is it that so often . . . I get the feeling I've worked hard to learn something I already know, or knew, once.

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

The best time to laugh is anytime you can.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

Pitching was about fooling people, manipulating them, making them believe in something that ultimately wasn't there. Great pitching was great lying.