I was raised by and have raised people who regard telling one story when two would do as a sign someone is not really trying.

A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"

if you don't want to get old, don't mellow.

I believe in tomorrow and I will be part of it.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

I am not for abortion; nobody is for abortion. I am for your right to make your own hard choices in this world.

in television the product is not the program; the product is the audience and the consumer of that product is the advertiser. The advertiser does not 'buy' a news program. He buys an audience.