People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

The best time to laugh is anytime you can.

in television the product is not the program; the product is the audience and the consumer of that product is the advertiser. The advertiser does not 'buy' a news program. He buys an audience.

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

Co-dependence...taking someone else's temperature to see how you feel.