The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.

His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Was the period of happiness worth the unhappiness that followed a breakup? Most people seemed to think so, because they got on the love train time and time again.