Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

He needed a woman. Bad.

The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.