Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.

The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

What are you doing?” she cried in protest. “Playing,” he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.