I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

What are you doing?” she cried in protest. “Playing,” he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.

The bad thing about living in a small town was that everything became a personal issue. The good thing about living in a small town was that everything became a personal issue. During times of trouble, the support system was massive.

Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.