She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

I’m Sam Donovan.” “I know who you are. Mrs. Kulavich told me. I’m Jaine Bright.” “I know. She told me. She even told me how you spell your name.” Now, how on earth had Mrs. Kulavich known that?

It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.

He needed a woman. Bad.

Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.