I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm

I might not be able to hold my drink or my man, but what I can hold, is a tune. Point me in the right direction and give me a bloody mic.

Sometimes we get so used to not really feeling anything, just going with the flow, that we forget how it feels to be really happy or sad.

Saying you liked all music meant that you didn't love any.

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something

I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm