In a true democracy everyone can be upper class and live in Connecticut.

Dartmouth Winter Carnival opens, proving once again that bitter cold is no obstacle to going completely out of control.

Cynicism is more than a pose; it's also a handy time saver. By deflating your companion's enthusiasm, you can cut conversations in half.

Always underdress. The goal is not to look as if you made an effort for the particular event. If you can dress for a different party (i.e., wear black tie to a cocktail party, or tennis clothes for lunch), so much the better. You give the impression of being much in demand.

Like everything else, Preppiness begins in the home.

The University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines.

A tip: if you're invited to your friend's country club to go the lost and found bin and pretend that you left something there. Next thing you know, you have a fabulous sweater.