If you tell a friend a secret, she will keep the secret by telling only one other person.
Lisa BirnbachA tip: if you're invited to your friend's country club to go the lost and found bin and pretend that you left something there. Next thing you know, you have a fabulous sweater.
Lisa BirnbachThe University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines.
Lisa BirnbachDartmouth Winter Carnival opens, proving once again that bitter cold is no obstacle to going completely out of control.
Lisa Birnbach