But sometimes normal just isn't happening. Sometimes crazy feels too good to resist.

I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept.

I didn't know that, you take your coffee seriously, dont you?' 'Every morning, I run to the coffeemaker like a soldier returning to a lost love after the war.

I knew I would replay the scene countless times in the years before me, each time thinking of different things I should have said and done. But all I did was walk away without looking back.

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.

His kisses tapped into deep mines of memory, and the years that had separated us fell away as if they were nothing.

Yes, but you need to learn your maths." "I don't need to, really. I already know how to count to a hundred. And I'm sure I'll never need ore than a hundred of anything.