I’m the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out

Life's a lot easier when you're dumb.

Now, unless someone's, like, 50 or older, they're meant to behave like girls. And it's a broad stroke: It's not just a moment of being vulnerable and girlish.

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

At 45, you know what you're doing, but you're still not done.

I'll accept being Phoebe to people for a while longer, given how much fun it was. That's totally fair.