His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.

I liked finding dirt on people. It made all my trespasses seem trivial.

But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

No one is going to abduct me, Rae." "That's what all abductees say.

We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.