You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.

No one is going to abduct me, Rae." "That's what all abductees say.

I have a weakness for tough guys who read." - Izzy Spellman

Our ability to adapt is amazing. Our ability to change isn't quite as spectacular.

I'm staying," Henry said, annoyed. "Why?" "Because, if I leave, it would be like abandoning two mentally challenged people in a nuclear waste dump.

I don't mind losing. Losing is like breathing to me.

Somebody is always hiding something.