Go force your condescending man-logic on the next house. You can go now.

A trapped soul waits for redemption. It waits. And waits. For her to take her last breath.

Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater

That was the goth stage, where I decided I'd never get the girl of my dreams because of my scars. Not to mention my hairstyle. (pause) But then she slammed a door handle into my gut. And when a girl does that to a boy, it means she likes him.

Feels like I'm in a play and I don't know all my lines.

Hippie said he couldn't stay. Be back tomorrow -Love,Mom

Maybe you don't have to remember something for it to be true. For it to exist.