Go force your condescending man-logic on the next house. You can go now.

I highly regret this day in advance.

So, ah, I'm not sure if you know this, but you're not wearing a shirt." "Distracting, isn't it?

Janie: So you're a double agent? Cabel: Sure.That sounds sexy.

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

Go force your condescending man-logic on the next house. You can go now.

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