And when I look at my mother, I reflect on her strength and endurance. She's cranky sometimes, but she is lovable and loving. I'd be happy to be there at 86.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.

My theory is that you find out who your true friends are when something good happens to you, not when something bad happens to you. Everybody loves you when something bad happens to you. Then you're easy to love.

Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?

Testosterone should be a controlled substance.

Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.