Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.

I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.

Bad things are like waves. They're going to happen to you, and there's nothing you can do about it. They're part of life, like waves are a part of the ocean. If you're standing on the shoreline, you don't know when the waves are coming. But they'll come. You gotta make sure you get back to the surface, after every wave. That's all.

The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.

Testosterone should be a controlled substance.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.