Is this place called Virgins? Well, I shouldn't be here! -Nina

What was it about high school that made people think with their insecurities instead of their brains?

Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No." "Then why are you up in my grill?

Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!

Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

Is my name V? No... Then why would I follow U?