Is my name V? No... Then why would I follow U?

Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.

Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!

Is my name dorothy? No Then why do u think munchkins could help me?

Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.

When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.

Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?