A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

Is this place called Virgins? Well, I shouldn't be here! -Nina

Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.

Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!

I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.

These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.