A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.

Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

She didn't mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.

Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No." "Then why are you up in my grill?

Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!