Don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, 'Did he leave a will?' but 'Did he leave a diary?'

I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.

She (Judy Garland) was a friend of mine, a trying friend, but a friend. That is what I tell myself: She did everything she ever wanted to do. She never really denied herself anything for me. See, I say, she had a wonderful life; she did what she wanted to do. And I have no right to change her fulfillment into my misery. I'm on my own broom now.

I've got a good life, and I don't think anything can rock that anymore.

I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore.