I had self-doubt about whether my story was interesting to people. I didn't want to write something that was anecdotal. It was important to me that people would get something out of my book. I want people to read it and say, "Now I don't feel so alone," or "I'm going to remember that next time I'm being an asshole."

When you go out for drinks, tell people to bring in a news story that made them say "Oh my god." Talk about it.

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

The fact is, there's no such thing as "The Age of Abstinence."

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.