My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry a stillborn baby to term, and that it's an excuse to have an abortion if she doesn't want to. She should just let nature take its course from start to finish. Literally forcing birth of a fetus that died in the womb.

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

The fact is, there's no such thing as "The Age of Abstinence."