I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously.
Lloyd KaufmanLuckily, I've never been offered a directing job that was lucrative. I've never heard, "Here's $800,000 to remake Sisters."
Lloyd KaufmanI like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman