I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd KaufmanI would only make a movie that I believe in. If I didn't believe in it, it would be unworthy.
Lloyd KaufmanIt's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting their heads squashed, with hard-bodied lesbians, women masturbating with pickles, graphic diarrhea, and singing and dancing chicken zombies - if he can do that for 40 years and put his kids through Yale, Columbia, and Duke - if that idiot can do it, anybody can do it.
Lloyd Kaufman