The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world.

I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him.

Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.

Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.

The first time I took acid, I made the decision that I would stay in New York and find an independent film company to get a job with.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

My favorite film is always the one that I most recently worked on.