The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.

If Shakespeare had lived in our age, he would have been sued for writing Romeo And Juliet, because as everybody knows, he plagiarized that from an Italian play.

I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

The nice thing about piracy is, it allows the public to get independent art, to get a variety of music and movies.