The first time I took acid, I made the decision that I would stay in New York and find an independent film company to get a job with.

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!

The first time I took acid, I made the decision that I would stay in New York and find an independent film company to get a job with.

It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting their heads squashed, with hard-bodied lesbians, women masturbating with pickles, graphic diarrhea, and singing and dancing chicken zombies - if he can do that for 40 years and put his kids through Yale, Columbia, and Duke - if that idiot can do it, anybody can do it.

Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

I hope that all new filmmakers see that the Internet and social media are helpful tools in establishing a fan base as well as being able to interact with your fans.