If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.
Lloyd KaufmanI majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.
Lloyd KaufmanThe person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie.
Lloyd KaufmanThe first time I took acid, I made the decision that I would stay in New York and find an independent film company to get a job with.
Lloyd Kaufman