Those who talk on the razor-edge of double-meanings pluck the rarest blooms from the precipice on either side.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

When we say we are certain so-and-so can't possibly have done it, what we mean is that we think he very likely did.