Those who talk on the razor-edge of double-meanings pluck the rarest blooms from the precipice on either side.

It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst.

I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

The word snob belongs to the sour-grape vocabulary.

Fine writers should split hairs together, and sit side by side, like friendly apes, to pick the fleas from each others fur.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true!