There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.

The vitality of a new movement in Art must be gauged by the fury it arouses.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Don't laugh at youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.

One can be bored until boredom becomes a mystical experience.

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.