Don't get so involved in the duties of your life and your children that you forget the pleasure. Remember why you had children.

The only people in the world who can change things are those who can sell ideas.

I have a theory that since everyone is always dieting, no one at a convention dinner ever eats the potatoes. Therefore, they go back to the kitchen uneaten. And the next night they reappear at another convention. Therefore, one should never eat the potatoes. Who knows? They may be six or seven years old.

Don't ever take advice from anyone who starts a sentence with, 'You may not like me for this, but it's for your own good - ' It never is.

Didn't we, like our grandchildren, begin with a childhood we thought would never end? Now, all of a sudden, I'm older than my parents were when I thought they were old.

Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

Letters remind us that when we write we can bring back the best of times, even make time stand still, if only for a few minutes.