You can tell a lot from someone's eyes.

Everybody blows their first money.

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.

A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

If you look around the room, and you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

One advantage of getting older is knowing when to worry.