Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.

I am always looking for what I think are original voices.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

Everybody blows their first money.

If you look around the room, and you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.