If I am going to get in a cab to go home, and I see a sign for an open house, I will go in. I like real estate because I am the boss.

Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them.

I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good.

I have no problem with women in the military, if that's what they want to do.

I never bought a stock in my life. I don't understand it. To me it is like Chinese.

I learned nothing while I was in school.

I was lucky to live 10 years in France, so I learned how to eat and drink there.