Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them.

If I am going to get in a cab to go home, and I see a sign for an open house, I will go in. I like real estate because I am the boss.

I am the boss of me. You can't change anyone else. Women think they can. But you know what? You can't.

I was lucky to live 10 years in France, so I learned how to eat and drink there.

It's hard to keep a play alive moment-to-moment, you know? But there's another part of it that I really love, which is that you never know.

I never bought a stock in my life. I don't understand it. To me it is like Chinese.

I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good.